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Do your Jeans Hang Low

 

Do your jeans hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a Cucinelli sweater?
Do your jeans hang low?

Do your jeans hang high?
Do they give you camel toe?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you wear them with a heel
with a minimum of labour?
Do your jeans hang high?

Do your jeans fit fab?
Can they make your butt pop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Do they give you muffin top?
Can you use them for a pillow?
Can you use them for a towel?
Do your jeans fit fab?

Do your pockets hang right?
Can you wiggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you walk into a bar?
Do your jeans hang right?

 

 

Do your jeans hang low?
Do they bag out and grow?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a Cucinelli Sweater?
Do your jeans hang low?

 

———Nursery Rhymerevised byThe Butt Therapist